I'LL TURN HIM INTO A FLEA, AND THEN I'LL PUT THAT FLEA IN A BOX, AND THEN I'LL PUT THAT BOX IN ANOTHER BOX, AND THEN I'LL MAIL THAT BOX TO MYSELF, AND THEN I'LL SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
~ the emperor's new groove
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12 February 2027 @ 11:03 pm
that's right: comment to be added
- We should probably have at least something in common but... I mean, it's not necessary.
- As long as you're not creepy or mean or whatever, we could be friends. I like friends. Friends are awesome.
- Also, given just how often I pick up/drop fandoms, chances are that our interests will intersect somewhere down the line. I'm flaky like that.
- This list is unnecessary.
a little bit of suprise!kris is good for the soul
pleased04 August 2009 @ 06:05 pm
18 July 2009 @ 04:30 pm
Thanks again to everyone for your well wishes etc. Sorry I couldn't reply to you all individually, but they meant a lot to me.
So... I still don't really know if I have Swine flu. I've had... you know, every single symptom, so I assume so, but because I can't leave the house for a couple of days, I can't really go to visit my GP. He prescribed me tamiflu over the phone (although I haven't taken it).
Right now? I'm feeling ok. Not great, but paracetamol is pretty much a Godsend and without it, I'd probably be feeling a hell of a lot worse. This is the first time I've been on the computer since I started feeling ill on Thursday so... the fact that I feel like I can sit up for a little while is definitely progress!
If you're curious as to how exactly I felt over the last few days:
( blah blah swine flu blah )
I'm still not 100% and I haven't left my bed for more than a couple of minutes since yesterday, but I'll be ok. So that's good.
And now I've been sitting up too long and am feeling kind of achy, so it's back to lying down.
I'm so bored.
So... I still don't really know if I have Swine flu. I've had... you know, every single symptom, so I assume so, but because I can't leave the house for a couple of days, I can't really go to visit my GP. He prescribed me tamiflu over the phone (although I haven't taken it).
Right now? I'm feeling ok. Not great, but paracetamol is pretty much a Godsend and without it, I'd probably be feeling a hell of a lot worse. This is the first time I've been on the computer since I started feeling ill on Thursday so... the fact that I feel like I can sit up for a little while is definitely progress!
If you're curious as to how exactly I felt over the last few days:
( blah blah swine flu blah )
I'm still not 100% and I haven't left my bed for more than a couple of minutes since yesterday, but I'll be ok. So that's good.
And now I've been sitting up too long and am feeling kind of achy, so it's back to lying down.
I'm so bored.
Current Location: bed bed bed bed bed
Current Mood: 
sore
soreCurrent Music: still don't know what to watch...
09 July 2009 @ 10:03 pm
06 July 2009 @ 10:23 pm
HERE IS MY REACTION TO DAY ONE OF TW: COE
( here it is... )
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO OTHER LAUREN, WHO MAY OR MAY NOT READ IT...
( here it is... )
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO OTHER LAUREN, WHO MAY OR MAY NOT READ IT...
Current Location: WAITING FOR MORE TORCHWOOD OMG
Current Mood: 
WHY IS IT NOT TOMORROW NIGHT?
WHY IS IT NOT TOMORROW NIGHT?Current Music: DOES IT MATTER I NEED MORE
04 July 2009 @ 04:20 am
Stolen from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
almightyspaz
The Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth full sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.
-- Practical Test, A guide to the practical driving test for car drivers.
LOL, yes. My brother's driving test practice book is the one nearest to me.
BUT, because I assume the test wanted a real book and not a book of practice questions, here's the second nearest book to me:
-- Louise Bagshawe, Tall Poppies
I need to go to sleep now, heh. Also, I WILL post tomorrow, updating you all on my life and such. I've neglected the LJ post button for so long.
almightyspaz The Rules:
* Grab the book nearest you.
* Turn to page 56.
* Find the fifth full sentence.
* Post that sentence along with these instructions.
* Don't dig for your favorite book, the coolest, the most intellectual. Use the CLOSEST.
4 What do you need to do to straighten up?
-- Practical Test, A guide to the practical driving test for car drivers.
LOL, yes. My brother's driving test practice book is the one nearest to me.
BUT, because I assume the test wanted a real book and not a book of practice questions, here's the second nearest book to me:
She sat down on her small bunk and put her head in her hands.
-- Louise Bagshawe, Tall Poppies
I need to go to sleep now, heh. Also, I WILL post tomorrow, updating you all on my life and such. I've neglected the LJ post button for so long.
awake19 June 2009 @ 10:48 pm
New layout: ir0nically_no ir0nically_no ir0nically_no
I've been feeling somewhat lazy all day, so it's pretty simple. Only it literally took me all day and about 5 different headers to fix it to my satisfaction. I like it anyway - it feels very clean.
Also, hand drawn squiggles ftw? LOL, clearly me and my laptop mousepad are not best of friends, but I tried. It's hard living without a mouse, you know :)
So what do you think?
ir0nically_no ir0nically_no ir0nically_no I've been feeling somewhat lazy all day, so it's pretty simple. Only it literally took me all day and about 5 different headers to fix it to my satisfaction. I like it anyway - it feels very clean.
Also, hand drawn squiggles ftw? LOL, clearly me and my laptop mousepad are not best of friends, but I tried. It's hard living without a mouse, you know :)
So what do you think?
sad08 June 2009 @ 11:19 pm
YOU GUYS I AM BORED. HELP?
Also, the tube workers are apparently going to strike. LISTEN, WORLD - I CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THE TUBE FOR THREE DAYS. HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO USE THE ~BUS~ OR SOMETHING?
Urgh. Who the fuck strikes during a recession? We're all fucking poor, tube workers. Hell some of us (read: me) have been made redundant. You don't see us causing the whole of London a shit load of problems, do you?
Sorry. TFL workers make me angry sometimes.
Anyway. Bored. What shall I do? Any suggestions? (keep in mind that it is 11:30pm)
Also, the tube workers are apparently going to strike. LISTEN, WORLD - I CANNOT FUNCTION WITHOUT THE TUBE FOR THREE DAYS. HOW I AM SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL? DO YOU EXPECT ME TO USE THE ~BUS~ OR SOMETHING?
Urgh. Who the fuck strikes during a recession? We're all fucking poor, tube workers. Hell some of us (read: me) have been made redundant. You don't see us causing the whole of London a shit load of problems, do you?
Sorry. TFL workers make me angry sometimes.
Anyway. Bored. What shall I do? Any suggestions? (keep in mind that it is 11:30pm)
blank08 June 2009 @ 12:36 am
07 June 2009 @ 08:57 pm
YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
Current Location: WILL SMITH ILU AND YOUR OPEN MARRIAGE UNF
Current Mood: 
LOLOL
LOLOLCurrent Music: NO WAY. NO NO NO NO WAY IIIIII'MMMM...
04 June 2009 @ 10:05 pm
...I'm totally already shipping people in the BB house.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?
weird04 June 2009 @ 09:07 pm
"I vote Tory, but I'm an anarchist at heart."
Oh, big brother contestant, ilu.
Yes. I am watching Big Brother. I always watch the first and last episodes. And it's always awesome.
I can feel you all judging me XD
Oh, big brother contestant, ilu.
Yes. I am watching Big Brother. I always watch the first and last episodes. And it's always awesome.
I can feel you all judging me XD
Current Location: at the parents' place
Current Mood: amused
amusedCurrent Music: Freddie, the newest 'non-housemate'
02 June 2009 @ 06:00 pm
Ok. So remember how, before the weekend, I was in love with Misha and spent most of my spare time lurking around ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/community.gif)
mishaland ?
Umm... now that I have met Misha in person, I am 50 times more in love with him. AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE TOO.
If you are not yet in love with Misha Collins, you need to go readtracy_loo_who 's Misha Posts of Doom, which basically tell you all you need to know about Misha's panels at Asylum and include videos, audios of Misha's panels (GOOD quality and just... AMAZING), pictures and general recaps.
Seriously. If you do nothing else, download the audios and just... listen to the man talk. And prepare to laugh so hard you fucking cry. The Sunday talk, in particular, was AMAZING OMG.
One thing that we learnt: MISHA'S REAL NAME IS DMITRI. EMBRACE THIS.
Also, he planned to go to London after Asylum, which makes me think that if I just spend my time walking around the entire city for the next week or two, I might just bump into him. It's not that big of a city right....?
*sigh* too stalkery? Fine.
A sample of just how hilarious Misha is (but of course, the delivery is often what makes these, so go download the audio!):
And now I shall go and find something to eat. Because I am hungry.
mishaland ?Umm... now that I have met Misha in person, I am 50 times more in love with him. AND YOU ALL SHOULD BE TOO.
If you are not yet in love with Misha Collins, you need to go read
tracy_loo_who 's Misha Posts of Doom, which basically tell you all you need to know about Misha's panels at Asylum and include videos, audios of Misha's panels (GOOD quality and just... AMAZING), pictures and general recaps.Seriously. If you do nothing else, download the audios and just... listen to the man talk. And prepare to laugh so hard you fucking cry. The Sunday talk, in particular, was AMAZING OMG.
One thing that we learnt: MISHA'S REAL NAME IS DMITRI. EMBRACE THIS.
Also, he planned to go to London after Asylum, which makes me think that if I just spend my time walking around the entire city for the next week or two, I might just bump into him. It's not that big of a city right....?
*sigh* too stalkery? Fine.
A sample of just how hilarious Misha is (but of course, the delivery is often what makes these, so go download the audio!):
- "I've always wanted to be able to magically grow turnips."
- "There’s something incredibly perverse about seeing your face on an inflatable midget."
- In response to the question 'do you play video games?': "I have, uh, you know the game 'Boggle'?" (OH MISHA) "It's very advanced. It's not really a video game - you shake it, these little cubes bounce around and then you try to make words out of the cubes. Um. Yeah, I guess that's not technically a video game. I've also played Scrabble. More... uh, I guess, more pixelated than most video games are. And, um, yeah, mud wrestling is not really a video game either."
- On Robert Wisdom: "He's like an older, bigger, black version of me."
- "I'm so funny."
- "Did she say we're coming on France? ... Don't worry. Work your way around the nation!" (oh, the jokes that one led to...)
- "I don't want this, it makes me want to pee. Oh you'd love that wouldn't you? Like I'm the drunk rock star peeing on the amp."
- "Escort her out! She broke the rules! She asked me about my relationship with questions!"
- Three-year old!Misha: "I'm so jaded."
- Misha is a fangirl. He snuck onto set and told everyone that he was playing an angel and now, it's too late for anyone to do anything about it. "It's a rags to riches story, the little fangirl who could"
- J2 did not know about the pony, "...which obviously means that they're not following me on Twitter, which kind of hurts my feelings."
- "Basically, there was an earthquake, I was scared, I went into the underground bunker, brought my pony with me, kinda panicked and ate it."
- Is there anything he still wants to do? "No, I've done everything I want to do, so from here on out it's just, you know, boredom."
- "Why do you have to sex everything up?" (said to purplephoenix03 LOL)
- "Where did the crotch photographer go? I guess she got what she needed." (sorry Ash XD)
- "Yes, I've been trying to get back into the womb... I haven't managed to get my whole self into there yet."
- "I guess the most interesting part [of preparing to play Castiel] was reading the Bible and finding out that Christians are crazy." (only Misha could ever get away with saying this shit, LOLOL)
- "I didn't have an answer, so I turned it around and made fun of you. It's how I defend myself."
- "I think it's entirely possible that there would be a season 6 and I'd imagine, that if they wanted it to be successful, I would be in it." (He's so right...)
- "Hitler had a bunker. If he wasn't a vegetarian, maybe he would have eaten a pony."
- On why Castiel never changes his clothes: "Angels do not have opposable thumbs."
And now I shall go and find something to eat. Because I am hungry.
02 June 2009 @ 03:35 am
I'm back, by the way. Coherence to follow later...
30 May 2009 @ 11:20 am
Back in my room. Must wash my hair before Misha photo this afternoon because at the moment, I look somewhat like a homeless person. I've had an hours sleep, so that makes sense. Misha's panel is directly before his photo op - will be power twittering through. I tried with J2. I've never power twittered before, so I don't know how succesful I was. Will have to get my autographs tomorrow, I guess :\
HOW DO PEOPLE TIME THIS SHIT PROPERLY?
I have no sense of time, so it's difficult, heh.
So... quickly wash the hair, go back down to the q&a's. Caught purplephoenix08 a little while earlier, working the front row as a bouncer, hee. Sounds like a plan...
HOW DO PEOPLE TIME THIS SHIT PROPERLY?
I have no sense of time, so it's difficult, heh.
So... quickly wash the hair, go back down to the q&a's. Caught purplephoenix08 a little while earlier, working the front row as a bouncer, hee. Sounds like a plan...
Current Location: asylum, people!
Current Mood: 
busy
busyCurrent Music: eye of the tiger is stuck in my head now, heh
30 May 2009 @ 06:22 am
So its 6am and im already in a queue. Start the day as you mean to go on? Anyway im queueing for the opening ceremony and j2 talk, which doesnt start for 3 hours, plus theres another queue for the ticket office which i have people in. Im pretty sure that everyone in this hallway has had, like, 2 hours of sleep max. Oh yeah - we're all hardcore. I have a feeling that by the time we all get home on monday we're gonna want to just sleep the whole day, at the rate we're going. What i need is a cuppachino oy. Will be twittering throughout the q&a sessions as im sure many others will - keep checking #asylm. Will also update on here a little, thanks to my trusty phone. Till later...
Current Location: Another queue, another hallway
Current Mood: 
sleepy
sleepyCurrent Music: Chatter of likeminded crazy people
29 May 2009 @ 06:18 pm
I'm at Asylum, you guys!!! Currently in the Hilton, in Birmingham, under the same roof as Misha and Jensen and Jared etc. etc. with absdax , cs_whitewolf and brummy_gal . EEEE!!!
So, because I am internet addicted, I broke down and bought hotel internet. £15 for 24 hours *shudder* Not thinking about just how much this con has cost me altogether. Not even thinking about it.
Anyway, had my photo with Jensen and Jared. J2 "squeeze". Except the boys were on chairs, so no squeeze for any of us. To be fair, they had to try and get through 700 people in the space of an hour, so it was a really quick thing. But god, I hope that photo turns out ok, because damn if the "Winchester Squeeze" wasn't fucking expensive. Still... God are they even more gorgeous in person. Ngfh.
Oh boys. The things I do for you.
In other news: new Torchwood trailer, people. It's awesome. Can it just... air now? (Well, not right now because I'm a little busy trying not to squee myself into an early grave, but...) I mean, it's been forfuckingever, you know?
I don't really have to be doing anything until 8.30, when the first Disco thing starts, I don't think. Well, no - dinner could be useful. But other than that, it's nice to have some free time. The queuing here is mental. I mean, it's a HUGE con (1500 PEOPLE!!!!!) and everything started about 2 hours behind schedule, so today has been... pretty much one whole day of queuing for things. Lots and lots of queuing. Very tiring indeed. At least I know I'll sleep well tonight (and hopefully at least a little drunk?)
Will try and get online again tomorrow before my internet thingy runs out (J2 have the first Q&A of the con and... Misha's is the last, I think? With everybody else in between.)
So yes - til later.
absdax , cs_whitewolf and brummy_gal . EEEE!!!So, because I am internet addicted, I broke down and bought hotel internet. £15 for 24 hours *shudder* Not thinking about just how much this con has cost me altogether. Not even thinking about it.
Anyway, had my photo with Jensen and Jared. J2 "squeeze". Except the boys were on chairs, so no squeeze for any of us. To be fair, they had to try and get through 700 people in the space of an hour, so it was a really quick thing. But god, I hope that photo turns out ok, because damn if the "Winchester Squeeze" wasn't fucking expensive. Still... God are they even more gorgeous in person. Ngfh.
Oh boys. The things I do for you.
In other news: new Torchwood trailer, people. It's awesome. Can it just... air now? (Well, not right now because I'm a little busy trying not to squee myself into an early grave, but...) I mean, it's been forfuckingever, you know?
I don't really have to be doing anything until 8.30, when the first Disco thing starts, I don't think. Well, no - dinner could be useful. But other than that, it's nice to have some free time. The queuing here is mental. I mean, it's a HUGE con (1500 PEOPLE!!!!!) and everything started about 2 hours behind schedule, so today has been... pretty much one whole day of queuing for things. Lots and lots of queuing. Very tiring indeed. At least I know I'll sleep well tonight (and hopefully at least a little drunk?)
Will try and get online again tomorrow before my internet thingy runs out (J2 have the first Q&A of the con and... Misha's is the last, I think? With everybody else in between.)
So yes - til later.
excited22 May 2009 @ 07:55 pm
I'M SORRY - WHY IS THERE STILL HATE HERE?
Thank God these boys are as adorable as they are, or I would be even more annoyed at all the stupid post-idol hate that has been popping up everywhere. WHY THE HATE, PEOPLE? DOES THIS GIF NOT TELL YOU EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE FINALE?
In fact, even better than the gif - watch the video clip. ("I'm talking about you!" "I'm talking about you!")
( please to be watching this short clip )
In other, idol-related news... I think I might kind of sort of like No Boundaries a little bit. What is wrong with me? URGH. DAMN YOU KRIS. I BLAME YOU.
Current Location: blah
Current Mood: 
bored
boredCurrent Music: no boundaries is stuck in my head. fucking song.
21 May 2009 @ 12:42 am
*THROWS CONFETTI*
YAAAAY IDOL WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES NICELY DONE AMERICA!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!
UH. I FIGURED THAT SINCE I'M FINE WITH WHOEVER WINS TONIGHT, I MIGHT AS WELL JUST GET THIS POST OUT OF THE WAY NOW :D
YAAAAY IDOL WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES NICELY DONE AMERICA!!!! YAAAAAAAAY!!!!
UH. I FIGURED THAT SINCE I'M FINE WITH WHOEVER WINS TONIGHT, I MIGHT AS WELL JUST GET THIS POST OUT OF THE WAY NOW :D
Current Location: celebrating!!!
Current Mood: 
ecstatic
ecstaticCurrent Music: dog days are over - florence and the machine